Album reviews


I had an idea for a song a couple of days ago, while I was in the shower. It arrived fully formed as soon as the water hit me: the chorus was a bit Magnetic Fields, and I started singing it to myself. I got out, went to work, stared at some screens, and lost it forever. I’m going to mourn it later on, with a full ceremony featuring candles and a minute’s silence.

I wrote a review of the new MJ Hibbett album, which appeared in last Saturday’s Morning Star. I didn’t have enough words to fully explain how brilliant it is – I didn’t have space to mention Emma Pattison’s brilliant backing vocals, how the drums (THE DRUMS!) sound fantastic, the cold war paranoia-nostalgia of RED BLACK GOLD, or the live-for-today Hibbett manifesto of We Can Start Having Fun. The best thing I can say, I suppose, is that I can’t stop listening to it; the songs are my friends now – they can be yours too. Isn’t that lovely? Pass the sick bucket, Harold.

ALSO I went to see Chris T-T last week. He played at a charity gig for Shelter. I was brave and went on my own, but hung out with Tor, who I’d met at the all-dayer in Brighton in January, and her friend. We discussed having a Chris T-T conference, in which matters of great import would be discussed, and also we’d have to all wear fake Chris T-T beards. I talked to Chris himself later on, and he claimed he’s going to do a tour in the autumn called the “Chris T-T Acid Tour” – he’s going to do a bunch of LSD before each gig, then “just see what happens”. He’s also perhaps arranging a riverwalk, which would be brilliant. I am all about the riverwalking.

His set was excellent, anyway, with a couple of lovely, fragile sounding new songs. One of them was a catchy number about self-denial, I seem to remember.

The final strange thing was this: most of the fans there were teenagers, who had got in to Chris’ music via his work and support tours with Frank Turner (who also covered his song, Huntsmen). A couple of them danced enthusiastically during one particular heart-wrenching ballad; at the end, I turned to one of my companions, and said:

“Don’t they realise that this song is about domestic abuse?”

Tomorrow night I’m seeing two excellent pop purveyors: Nat Johnson, formerly of Monkey Swallows The Universe, and Allo, Darlin’. Allo, Darlin’ is the musical project of someone I didn’t go out with. While pretty much every musical project in history has been the work of someone I didn’t go out with, this one is by someone I specifically didn’t go out with. If you see what I mean. Irritatingly, none of the songs seem to be about me. I would hope, as I’m sure we all do, to inspire at least one great pop song. Or possibly novel. Or opera.

Or even a limerick.

Hello peoples,

Recently I have been writing more draft articles than blog updates: these articles are for an imaginary fanzine for borderline imaginary club night. More news from nowhere when it comes.

Back in the you-have-to-write-this-many-words-by-this-date-or-we-ring-you-up-in-a-panic world, here’s my review of the new Art Brut album. It’s always very hard saying you don’t like something when it’s by a band you love. I listened to it for a week, hoping that it would unfold and reveal itself and that I could thus fly an enormous red flag for Art Brut, proclaiming them as the best band in the world. This I would very much like to, because they get so many things RIGHT. But the awful truth dawned: Art Brut vs. Satan is not very good.

Art Brut’s genius debut single, Formed a Band, announced they wanted to be the group “who writes the song that make Israel and Palestine get along”. No sign of it yet, and judging by this disappointing third album they may have to tone down their ambition somewhat. Singer and pop philosopher Eddie Argos possesses a Cockerian ability to dissect a relationship, but on Art Brut vs. Satan he is mainly distracted by relative fripperies: other bands trying to sound like U2, crap summer jobs, public transport, and how “the record buying public shouldn’t be voting”. Still – ‘Am I normal’ is a sweet tale of teenage stalkerism, and there are still more inspired throwaway lines than most bands will manage in a career. But Gaza may have to wait.

Until tonight, I’d failed to see Emmy The Great three times. Twice I even had tickets. No-one wanted to come.

Tonight, I failed to see her for a fourth time. Well, I saw her. I just didn’t see her peform.

She was playing an in-store at Rough Trade, which is only a fifteen minute walk from my house – perfect. She sent out a lovely email, informing us believers that she was playing an in-store that started at 6:30. So I left my house at 6, and wandered down Whitechapel high street, past the asexually multiplying pirate DVD sellers, the chicken emporiums, and a man with “soldier of allah” written across the back of a grey tracksuit.

Through bangla town and I was there: Rough Trade East, with lots of people who looked a bit like me, only ten years younger and wearing indoor hats.

I wandered back and forth for a bit, looking confused, while a band who I assumed was hers sound-checked. But then I got suspicious, as they sounded a bit too interpol for the folk-pop stylings I was expecting.

I found a poster and my heart sank: three bands on, with Emmy The Great on last. This isn’t what I had promised myself. This wasn’t what I wanted. I was tired and hungry – this was supposed to be a smash and grab in-store session, then home in time for tea.

I drifted, at a loss. I spotted the woman herself: conspiring with her second love* between the shelves.

I stayed for the first band, ex-lovers. They had good hair, and were very tight; but the tunes weren’t there. The female vocalist’s xylaphone sat uselessly at her waist. Why tease me with the xylaphone, female vocalist? Why lead me on to expect tinkles?

The band finished, and it was already 7pm. Rumble went my belly. There was always the option of grabbing a bagel from brick lane, laden with salt beef and mustard, then coming back, but I wasn’t of the psychological conditioning to spend the whole evening hanging out on my own**. I already felt a bit shifty.

Thus I came home, and ate food. Yum.

So: Emmy might have been great, she might have been rubbish. I’ll never know. But I have been listening to her album so let me say a few things about that instead.

It’s alright. it’s a bit frustrating because it could, and should, have been so much better. A similar thing happened to me with The Pipettes and The Long Blondes – I loved and obsessively bought all their early singles, and by the time the album proper came along I was either fed up with the songs or frustrated at the over-tinkered production. You can’t help it, I suppose first album syndrome means this is a set of songs you’ve built up and cherished your whole life – and you know you only have one go at putting these songs on your debut album, where they’ll live and die forever. You have to get it right.

But like The Pipettes and It’s Not Love, and The Long Blondes with Giddy Stratospheres, Emmy The Great: why did you re-record Easter Parade? It was already perfect. You’ve pared it down instrumentally but beefed it up production-wise, and the effect has been like a jester trying to fix a watch.The impossible equation of beauty the song had has been lost, and t’is a crying shame.

* Her album is called first love, and it charts her first serious relationship. See what I did there? But I’m being presumptuous really – she could have got back with the same bloke. I have no idea. It’s really none of my business. I should stop rummaging in her bins

** I’ve moaned about this sort of thing before. See here.